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Larry and Father

We all claim to have outlandish stories about our families. Let me start by stating that—unless you can prove me wrong—I bet no one had a father like mine. (A hospital administrator even told me that once!)

Dad left home at the age of 16, allegedly because he thought his parents "knew nothing" and he had the answers to everything. That's a common reason for kids to storm out of the house, but Dad was different: He never came back. For three years, More...

 

Dad’s unique ‘Body Language’…Part One

May 22nd, 2012 | Larry

Picture this scene: Dad and my brother Greg are walking along the beach. The sun is out, ocean waves are breaking on the shoreline, and individuals of all ages are taking a pleasant morning stroll. Everyone is minding his or her own business and innocently enjoying ‘private time’ in a public place.  But to Dad, […]

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“Does it or doesn’t it?” Only the patient knows for sure

April 9th, 2012 | Larry

On one of our Sunday visits, my sister and I noticed there was a growth on Dad’s left temple that seemed to getting bigger. Of course Dad’s pooh-poohed its importance, but to our untrained eyes it looked like another squamous cell tumor (Dad had already had several of these removed). I told him that we […]

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More “Don’t make me come up there!” tales…Mildly muddy spankings of a filthy fourth-grade boy

March 27th, 2012 | Tommy

I suppose these stories are not quite as messy as the time I thought the bar of chocolate on my father’s dresser was really chocolate…..only to find out it was some kind of magic candy called “Ex-lax” that did something awful to you! Well, that’s one story I won’t forget or describe to readers.… I […]

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From the files of “Don’t make me come up there!”…Part 1

March 15th, 2012 | Tommy

Ted and Charlie were my two brothers growing up…I say “growing up” because Sam and John, my half brothers, came many years later. My sister Cindy was right in the middle of this group of boys, so it is remarkable that she made it to college in one piece! Ted, my older brother, thought he […]

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Dad’s recipe for ‘cutting the mustard’

March 9th, 2012 | Larry

Several years back, my wife Donna and our son Todd were visiting an historical museum. On the tour, a guide spoke passionately about how hard it was was for immigrants to overcome life’s 19th century challenges, such as poverty, hunger and unemployment. At that point, Todd commented to Donna, “I bet Papa would have found […]

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They went for the meat while the dog was in heat

February 14th, 2012 | Debbie

After our mother passed away, my sister moved back home to take care of Dad. She bought herself a little dachshund, Buster, to keep them both company. My brother fell in love with the little guy—and before long found himself bringing another dachshund, Julie, home to his wife. Buster and Julie were together all the […]

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A summer job with Dad…as told by my brother Greg

February 5th, 2012 | Greg

During the summer months when I was in grammar school and high school, Dad always had us working. There were summers where I cut lawns at different houses in our neighborhood, had a paper route with 62 daily customers and helped with repairs at Dad’s rental properties. Plus, I was always doing chores around our […]

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No raindrops fallin’ on HIS head…!

January 30th, 2012 | Larry

When I look at this blog, it’s always a bit surprising to see the picture of Dad wearing a hat. Surprising, since that was not part of his typical wardrobe. I don’t think we have a photo of this anywhere – it’s not a sight you’d think to preserve – but what Dad usually wore […]

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Giving new meaning to the term “Christmas Break”

January 24th, 2012 | Bob

I realize it’s a little late for a Christmas story, but since I just threw out my tree the other day, I figured I’d go for it…. In our family, we never let our brother forget one particular Christmas—the year he and his wife were newlyweds, as it happened. That year, Reed* showed up on […]

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My Dad can beat your Uncle – in cheapness!

January 14th, 2012 | Larry

I loved the roundup of holiday comments in the previous “Reader” post – some real classics! Not to play “Can you top this,”  but….well, it seems that no matter how crazy people think they’ve had it, our experience with Dad usually can top it. For instance, this comment: (Uncle reluctantly uncorking a third .75 liter […]

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